God, it’s like I put on that thanksgiving fluff and no matter the efforts I make to NOT EAT ALL OF THE COOKIES AND DELICIOUS HOLIDAY FOOD, I find myself sitting around in an extra five pounds of holiday fluff until at least New Years. Mmmmmmmohwell
When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed.
Little things, you guys. Little things.
karlie is a genius
If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.
he’d swallow his eyeballs.